I welcome y’all to the 3rd part of Tale of a Virgin Cougar, sorry for the wait and if you’re just joining us, Welcome on Board… we’ve not gone too far
Read Episode 1 Here: Tales of the Virgin Cougar Episode 1
Read Episode 2 Here: Tales of the virgin Cougar Episode 2
You know there are some days you’d feel like you have no one, you’d feel like you’re the only one and no one cares about you… and there are some days you’d feel like you know too many people and too many people that care about you.
Just last night I was feeling lost and lonely, I had to saunter round the school looking and hunting for love. But just take a look at me tonight; I am stuck between two choices.
The thought of why both of them wanted to see me one night made me twitchy. The text that’s supposed to make my day suddenly put me in my greatest quandary. What should I do? What can I do? Should I call a friend? Ask the audience (my readers) or 50:50 (share my time and eventually see both of them)?
I couldn’t call any of my friends because I’ve not told them about meeting any rich old woman, the only people I’ve told are the people reading this (my splufik readers), so I asked them what can I do. Thank you guys for the comments and all, thanks for helping me in time of trouble. I’ll be there for you during your hard times too as long as you share it with me.
My Readers said I should go for Mrs. Williams, nobody suggested I should go to Vanessa’s place. So I followed my readers advice, I’m definitely slying Vanessa, she kuku doesn’t have anything new to offer, we’ve done it all and when I say all I mean ALL.
I was thinking about all Vanessa and I had done when I remembered the craziest thing we did. Do you want me to tell you about it? Yes / No? Yes yeah? Ok
It was on a Sunday, during this time we had already broken up, we were just friends and she has moved on to some better new things, she got herself a richer and finer dude just 5 days after we broke up (tho she still calls me and cries on the phone saying I Love You but we just can’t be together and all that bullshit, giving me the ‘It’s not you it’s me’ speech…when I told you She’s confused in Episode 2 you thought I was lying, you see now?)
So this particular Sunday I had no intention of going to church at all, she called and said we should go to church together. I’ve not gone to church in a long time, so I decided to go with her. We were in church and service was on, the Pastor was preaching when she whispered in my ear “I want to pee and I’m too shy to stand up alone, please let’s go together”
You know how silent and immobile everybody is when the sermon is going on, standing up alone could be very hard, I understood that so I told her “Let’s go” and we left for the Lavatory.
Their Lavatory in the church has one big door leading to the toilets; the doors to the male and female toilet are beside each other. I don’t know what happened or why, the Female Toilet was locked, so she had to enter the Male toilet and luckily for her or us there was no one there.
Vanessa and I have been having sex for a while now and we’ve not had one bad sex, so anytime we are alone in an enclosed area, I don’t know why it happens I just seem to want to fuck her. So as we entered the Males Toilet, I had a boner and she noticed it.
“See you! You’re hard again” that’s what she said immediately she noticed I had a boner. I acted like I didn’t know I was hard ‘oh! Really? But why will I be hard?’ I wasn’t actually expecting a reply, she nodded her head like hmmmmn I thought she was ignoring the question but Nah. She said “you probably want me to fuck you”.
It’s not probably, I really want to… right there but we are in a Lavatory, not just any Lavatory, a Church’s Lavatory, so I didn’t see it happening. I reminded myself the ‘Keep the Sabbath day Holy’ line.
‘You have to pee fast fast and let’s gerrarahere you know you’re in the male lavatory’ I said to her ignoring whatever she said. She entered one of the toilets and peed. It’s like 2minutes and she’s still inside. Why is she taking forever to come out ‘Vanessa, what’s happening?’ discreetly she said please come inside, come help me zip my skirt… ‘Oh, help you zip your skirt? In a toilet we are alone in? The devil is trying to use you Vanessa, I’m sha coming’ I said teasingly.
I was confused when I entered the toilet, the skirt she said I should come help her zip was in her hand, so also is her panties… all I could see was the hairless heaven in between her thighs saying “Hello Papi” and immediately my dead man rose and was ready to live in it.
What’s happening here? Has she planned all these? I was still trying to figure out what was going on, when she said “please be fast joor, let’s do what we want to do and go back to church” What she said bewildered me, I was just static and then she pulled me closer, reached for my trousers, loosened my belt, pushed down my trousers, deep her hand inside my boxers and that’s when I lost it, as at that moment I forgot where I was, I forgot we were in the Lavatory, I forgot it was church I came to, all I had on my mind was to Fuck.
She also pulled down my boxers and asked me to sit on the toilet seat, when I heard this I knew history is about to be made again, anytime we fuck on the toilet seat it’s always legendary, yeah that is not the first sex we’d be having in the toilet.
I sat down and quickly she sat on my laps, not facing me, something like the reverse cowgirl and slowly she fixed me inside her, as I was filling her she wanted to moan but someone entered the toilet. I had to cover her mouth with my hand.
My bolt was still in her nut, she wasn’t moving, we were waiting for the person that entered the toilet to be done, but the guy was taking forever, so she started going up and down screwing slowly, as I was going deeper in her semi damp tight tunnel of love, she couldn’t contain it, I could tell she really wanted to moan, but she couldn’t, all she could do was bite on the palm I was covering her mouth with. I loved it!
She was riding me so slow, she was riding my ‘kondo magic stick’ like a newly bought car; she was riding with so much care and tenderness. I had one hand covering her mouth, the other one on my head; it felt like my head was going to explode when juice from her candy shop was slowly sliding down the thick veins of my rock hard candy stick.
She kept on riding me slow like there’s a traffic in our sex life till the guy leaves, as soon as we noticed he closed the door, she changed the gear, she started to ride me faster, she rode me so fast that cover of the toilet seat I was sitting on removed, I removed it and she continued riding…
Let me just stop gisting you about the sex. (You can tell me if you’ll like me to continue by commenting, it will help in the next episode)
We did what we had to do and went back to church. The pastor was still preaching, we didn’t even spend up to 20minutes in the toilet, I thought we spent a lifetime in there.
As the Pastor was preaching, we didn’t say a thing; we acted like nothing happened earlier. Pastor was about to round up, so he made altar calls. I knew I did something really bad, my conscience won’t let me sit down, so I stood up, didn’t even know she was going to stand up but she stood up too. We both sinned, so we went out for altar calls and asked for forgiveness (though later that day we fucked again)
That’s the craziest thing Vanessa and I ever did.
Since I’ve made up my mind to see Mrs. Williams, I decided to just chill in bed till she calls.
While I was still chilling in bed, I was thinking about what I’d wear, what I’d say, things we’d discuss about and all that, I have to make her enjoy my company you know. The pressure of wanting to impress her made me feel like a cat on hot bricks, I was feeling uneasy and agitated.
I didn’t know how I managed to take a nap with my state of mind. My subconscious tapped me; I felt like I must have missed calls from either Vanessa or Mrs. Williams while I was taking a nap, so I got up and looked for my phone.
I saw one missed call and a text message, in my mind I thought Mrs. Williams has sent a message that she won’t be coming again or something. So quickly I checked the message, it was a message from my bank, showing me my account balance #1,367 with #1000 minimum balance, that means I have #367 in my account. The message gave me more reason to choose to see Mrs. Williams instead of Vanessa, I need money.
I checked the missed call too and it was from one of these numbers MTN calls with. I hissed and dropped the phone.
It was getting late already, Mrs. Williams hasn’t called or texted even Vanessa sef, she did not call. What’s happening? I don’t want to call Mrs. Williams, I can’t call her, I just can’t, I don’t want to be a disturbance and I don’t want to be pushy too. Let me just keep calm and wait for my potential Cougar to call me.
I was keeping calm and waiting when Vanessa called me “Hey Baby, you should start coming now, my roommates are out already” She sounded so excited I could tell she really has big plans for the night, she didn’t even wait for me to talk when she added “hope you’ve not eaten cause I want you to come Hungry and Horny”.
Hearing this almost scattered my system, I almost forgot about forgot about Mrs. Williams but then I remembered my account balance and how bad I need money, I had to tell her. ‘Vanessa, I’m sorry, I have to see someone tonight, I might come later sha’ since she’s not my girlfriend telling her I want to see someone else wasn’t hard for me. When she heard that she kept mute for few seconds… I knew I killed the fire burning in her.
She went from being excited to being cold real quick and she decided to go all emotional on me “you know you love doing this a lot, you love choosing other girls over me, is it because you know I’ll always come back to you? I planned to make you happy and have a nice time with you today, now you’re telling me you want to see someone else and I know you know I’ve missed you, do you even know I paid my friends to go out so that you and I can have a nice time but it’s fine go and see whoever you want to see, I hope she fucks you better than me, I hope she cooks you something better, I hope you have more fun with her”.
I was touched when I heard all these, never knew she could really go to the extent of paying for her friends outing so we could have time to talk and all that, never knew she could even talk all that emotional shii with me again. Not seeing her that night would be really bad, so I said, ‘Common Vanessa, I was only fucking with you, I’d be on my way now’. She said “you better be kidding cause I’d kill you if you don’t come”. I laughed and ended the call.
I was getting ready, preparing for another night with Vanessa when my phone rang.
Who’s the caller!? You’ll get to know in Episode 4!