I was scratching my head and looking at the bed like heaven, we all want to go to heaven yeah? but we are not ready to die, I really wanted to be in that bed with her but I wasn’t sure of what was going to happen, I wasn’t sure if I wanted it, I wasn’t sure if she wanted it too. I wasn’t sure if I would able to hold myself if I sleep on the bed with her, konji might just get to the peak and I will jump on her.

I might do something now and she’d start shouting and accusing me of rape, she might say I took advantage of her because she was drunk, you know women could come up with some drama sometimes and you’d just be thinking ‘how na’, but since she invited me to bed, what could I do?

I got up from the couch and went to the bed. I slept on the edge of the bed, like our body was repelling, I couldn’t move close to her, though at the back of my mind, I have done many things to her body.

“Are you not going to fall off like that? Why don’t you make yourself comfortable, or you feel the bed is too small for us” She said when she saw I was sleeping on the edge, she shifted small. I knew she was trying to tell me to sleep very well, and I did.

I’m used to sleeping with the lights off and the light was on, closing my eyes was very difficult for me, apart from the light that was on, my konji was on too. I wasn’t sleeping, I wasn’t talking, and I was just in bed with Mrs. Williams beside me, she wasn’t talking too and I could bet she wasn’t sleeping too. What were we both thinking about?

As I was thinking, the thought of playing my Maudlin Playlist which consists of artistes like The Weeknd, Johnny Rain and Jhene Aiko sparked in my mind. I picked up my phone and I started playing songs from the playlist, the first song there is “Earned It” by The Weeknd, you know how the song starts and you know how The Weeknd’s voice is, I heard some girls pee in their pants whenever they hear him sing.

“This song is nice, is this Michael Jackson?” LOL Michael Jackson ke, The Weeknd music is for girls born in the 90’s not for the ones born in the 70’s so I was not expecting her to know him. “No o, this is not Michael Jackson, it’s The Weeknd” I answered her, she said “I know it’s the weekend, today is Saturday” LOL what is Mrs. Williams saying now, well I wasn’t surprised she didn’t know The Weeknd is the name of the artiste most of us didn’t know that was his name when we first heard about him too.

I told her The Weeknd is the name of the artiste “He is a young guy and he sings for girls born in the 90’s that is probably why you don’t know him” I said to her. She talked about how nice The Weeknd voice is, how the song “Earned It” helped her mood, she talked about how the lyrics of the song soothes her, when she heard the ‘imma care for you’ part too she said she needed care.

After “Earned It” was “Ten” a song by Johnny Rain, I know most of you don’t know the song, you might need to check the song out, a part of the song says ‘I could be the best friend you ever had’. As she heard this song again she was just smiling and she looked happy. “All the songs you’ve been playing seem to be about me, did you make this playlist for me?” She asked me when the third song was playing, Brave by Jhene Aiko.

I told her they are just the songs I love listening to when I want to sleep, she said she likes the kind of song I listen to and she also said they are cool and they soothe her. “I will need you to send me some of these songs later, I will love to listen to them at work and when I am on my own.”

The songs kept playing, nothing was happening between Mrs. Williams and I, I knew nothing was going to happen again, I can’t make the move if she doesn’t, so I was just wishing she makes the move but as I was wishing I was just there lying down on the bed, pretending I was sleeping.

The next thing I know is Mrs. Williams was shifting closer to me, she was sha shifting like she wanted to have some fun, I wanted my body to repel but the force of attraction was too much on me body as it keeps attracting and moving towards her too.

It wasn’t my fault, you know? Put yourself in my shoe. After much shifting, Mrs. Williams body and mine was touching and she put her hand on my chest, the part where my heart was. I thought to myself, “is something about to happen?” I am sure you the readers are thinking… is this writer about to do this with his Virgin cougar? Are we going to do it? Since we’ve kissed already, we might just finish it… Keep Reading.

She was touching the part where my heart was, like she was trying to know if my heart was beating, like she wanted to know if it was really beating fast, after touching my chest for a while, she shifted closer and took her legs over mine. My body temperature suddenly increased must have been the heat emitting from her hot sexy body, the temperature inside of my body suddenly decreased must have been the warmth I felt from her inner soul, the warmth from her broken heart.

She needed my touch, she needed probably more than my touch. Broken heart, broken marriage, maybe she needs something like this to take her away from her sorrowful life. I decided to touch her, where did I touch her?

I put my hand on her shoulder; I couldn’t even look at her. When my hand touched her, from there I was moving my hand slowly down to her waist, she was already making some sounds, not like she was moaning though, just close to that. I knew from there that she hasn’t been touched (made love to) in a long time; she did like a woman that has not been touched in 10years.

I was following my instinct, since it was my first time of being with a woman old enough to be my Mom, I can’t pull all the stunts I pull on my girls (Vanessa & Lola). I tried to be different and to be matured, no rushing.

We continued and it was getting realer, I didn’t want to rush her but when konji knocks you down you will behave irrationally. I couldn’t go slowly anymore, so I decided to lay on her. As I lay on her, I reached for her lips and we started kissing.

We were kissing and romancing, I was on cloud 69. She was kissing me passionately and all of a sudden, as she was kissing me I thought she was giving me a sign to go further. I did, I wanted to reach for her panties, as I was trying to do this she said “No! stop! Don’t!” like that was not enough she also “I have not done this before” she added after telling me to stop.

When you are making out with someone and they said they have not done ‘it’ before, what would you think; you will think they are saying they are Virgin abi, as I heard what she said I thought she was trying to tell me she was a Virgin. The question I asked her was stupid; it was the konji in me that asked that question, not I.

I asked her “are you saying you a Virgin?” She answered and said she was a Virgin. This is getting interesting o, how could a Cougar be a virgin? She even has a son sef, how did she born?

I was so confused; I was just thinking and still wondering how a Cougar could be a virgin. Readers or you’ve seen a Virgin Cougar before? Have you met a virgin mother? Or Mrs. Williams middle name Mary?

I didn’t understand a thing again, this can’t be real. Something must be happening, but what is happening? Guys, what do you think is happening? Is this a dream?

LOL! It was a dream, I have been dreaming all along, nothing of such happened between Mrs. Williams and I, it was just a dream. I slept off while I was pretending to sleep; you know sometimes you sleep off while pretending to sleep.

As I woke up, I looked at Mrs. Williams, she was sleeping. I couldn’t sleep again immediately I woke up; I was just there in bed with Mrs. Williams, thinking about the silly dream I just had, must have been the silly thoughts on my mind that made me have such a dream.

I stayed up for a while; Mrs. Williams was enjoying her sleep but me I was not able to sleep. You know how it feels now, sleeping is usually impossible in that kind of night, how I managed to sleep and have that funny dream sef I don’t know.

I was just in bed, I was not able to sleep again, I closed my eyes for a long time, sleep didn’t come, and I started counting ceiling. Maybe it was because the light was on, I thought to myself. Silently I rolled out of bed and went to switch off the light and gently I went back to bed.

Still I was not able to sleep, Mrs. Williams was having a wonderful, and she didn’t even shake. I was in bed, thinking about the first night I saw Mrs. Williams, this isn’t how I pictured things would go between Mrs. Williams and I (abi readers is this what you thought was going to happen between Mrs. Williams and I?), where we are going sef I don’t know!

I thought about my house, about the party I left going on, I should really go home early in the morning and know what went down at my place while I was away.

The night went like that with nothing happening between Mrs. Williams and I, just the stupid dream I had and me being sleepless through the night, the only time I was able to have little sleep was around 4:30.

Guys, you remember when Xtracool was cool? When we used to make all night call, some of us still do it sha, when you and your girlfriend or friends talk from 12-4:30; you know how the sleep from 4:30 usually sweetens your body and soul. That was the type of sleep I had that morning.

My plan was to be at my place like 6 or something, but because the sleep was sweet I slept past that. It was around 7’O clock in the morning and I was still sleeping, Mrs. Williams didn’t wake me but she was awake, I woke up when she was trying to get out of bed to use to lavatory.

You know sometimes when you just wake up in the morning you’d feel completely lost, I woke up like “how did I get here”, my mind now played all that had happened between last night and all that happened over the night.

As Mrs. Williams was about getting up from the bed, I greeted her “Good Morning Mrs. Williams, how was your night?” She looked at me and said “oh you are awake, Good Morning, my night was good. I could tell you slept well too”.

“Yes, I had a lovely night” I said to her as she got up from the bed to visit the lavatory, while she was away I looked at the time it was 7:14A.M, I should go home and know what is happening.

While Mrs. Williams was in the lavatory my phone rang and as I checked who was calling me, it was Vanessa X. Why is she calling this early? I picked up the phone and she started vexing for me over the phone “but why are you like this? You invited us to your party then you disappeared, do you know Lola and I are still at your place? You were supposed to take us back to our place yesterday then you disappeared, please just come now we want to start going, Nonsense Boy” she said and she hung up.

Immediately as Mrs. Williams got out of the lavatory, I told her I need to be home that my presence was needed at home. “I will call Nero to come and fix that car, but before you go can you please help me get a bag in the car? I bought some clothes yesterday, let me see if I can wear one today”. She gave me her keys and said thank you, I left to help her get the bag.

As I was leaving the room and stepping out of the hotel I was just praying that Adeola should not see me or anybody I know in the street. You remember her car broke down when we were close to my house yeah?

Because I didn’t want anybody to see me, I was very fast about it. I quickly get the bag and went back to the hotel to drop it for her. “Thank You” She said to me when I gave her the bag, “I have called Nero, the guy that fixes my cars and he said he would be here before 8. I should be going when he is done with the car” She also said.

“Alright, let me go home now, so I can be back before he is done with the car” I said to her. Then she said “Alright Dear, keep your phone on please, I will call you if I need anything or something comes up and we need to talk about some things when you come back” I told her my phone was on that she can call me “I’ll be back in few minutes” I said to her then I left for my house.

Finally, I am going home. As I was going home I was just praying that everything should be place because I don’t want to be in any form of trouble. I was almost getting home when I saw King Solomon driving out of the compound, where is he going?

“Bad guy!! Where you go since na?” He asked when he parked beside me; he was dropping the girls he invited off. I told him we would talk when he comes back, what he said next made me want to cry, he said “Guy, you missed o, the party became litter when you left, the party was all night men, I’m coming back now. Let me drop my babes off, I will give you full gist when I am back”

‘The party was all night?’ I’m dead officially, my neighbours will surely report to my Parents when they come back. He left then I rushed home to see the situation of things, I already imagined my house up and down but when I saw how the house was it was not as bad as I thought it would be, it was just cups everywhere, empty bottle and all those after party dirt.

I saw some guys sleeping in the sitting room, looking totally wasted; I’ve only seen few of them before. Where is PrinceEasy and Sandra sef? Oh, Vanessa and Lola, where are they?

I went to my room to check who was there, getting there I saw Vanessa and Lola. They were both dressed and ready to leave immediately, as both of them saw me they didn’t even smile, they didn’t even say a word, with the way they were looking at me like one fucked up Nigga.

“Please come and get us a cab, we want to start going” Vanessa said to me, Lola didn’t say anything yet. Vanessa was just doing like she was the only one that can para, and I know why she was doing like that, must have been because we were not able to talk or do whatever she had in mind last night.

“Babes I am really sorry, my Aunty got back from Kaduna last night and she wanted to stay here before she goes to join my parents at the village, I had to get her to a hotel where she could pass the Night, I told her my Neighbour is throwing a party that it is very noisy at home.” I forgot Vanessa was there when Mrs. Williams called me at first and I told her Mrs. Williams was my neighbour. She just attacked me again “why are you lying? Which Aunty do you have in Kaduna? But you said the woman the woman that called you last night was your Neighbour, when did your Aunty call you again? Why you fucking lying?”

You can never catch me lying, there is always something to say, as she gave it to me hot, I returned it hotter, “I knew what I went through last night just to make sure I stay out of trouble and you are here saying I am lying, na you know sef, I didn’t even blink over the night, I need to get some sleep” I started moving towards my bed like I want to jump in bed.

“Please, please, please… come and put us in cab before you come and sleep, you have sha done your own” Vanessa said, Lola didn’t say a thing, she was just looking like a lost kitten. “Are you guys ready?” I asked them; Vanessa said yes, Lola didn’t say anything.

“Lola wassup with you? Are you ready?” She said she was just tired and that she was ready. So we started to leave. Something happened as we were on our way to get a cab; you remember Mrs. Williams’s car broke down in my street yeah? So my plan was to point to the car as my Aunty’s car that just got  back from Kaduna.

But as we were going Lola said “That car looks like my Aunty’s car” which car could she be talking about, I decided to keep quiet until we move closer to the car.

As we got closer to the car and she saw the number on the plate, She said “I said it, this is my Aunty’s car, what is her car doing here early this morning? She must be somewhere around her, maybe I should call her” God has a way of saving his children, it would have been a real mess for me if I had said the car was from my Aunty from Kaduna before she talked.

You know the car Lola was talking about? It was Mrs. Williams’s car; apparently Mrs. Williams is her Aunty. She faced Vanessa and said “Vanessa, you remember my Mum’s sister I told you about that she is very fine, Aunty Vic? This is her car”

Vanessa was trying to remember who she was trying to talk about, as she was trying to remember Lola just said “your Boyfriend’s Mom jhur”

Please readers, if the car belongs to Vanessa’s boyfriend’s Mom, then who is Mrs. William’s son?

Don’t forget Mrs. Williams asked me to come back that we need to talk about something, what is it that we want to talk about? You will know in the next episode!! I hope y’all enjoy this episode, so till I will be releasing the next episode, ENJOY!!!

Written By inCognito Papi [don’t forget to follow me on Twitter/Instagram: – @inCognitoPapi to know when I’d be dropping new episodes and other gists. Bless!]


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